I’m assisting a customer in the parking lot with her groceries. She presses the lock button on the driver’s side door and closes it.)
Customer: “Oh no! I locked my keys in the ignition!”
Me: “Well, your back door is still open.”
Customer: “I know, I know, but my door is locked! D***!”
Me: “But the back door is still open. You could pass through it to–”
Customer: *slams the back door shut* “Fine, there! Now it’s closed! Can we get back to my problem now?”
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